- Did you know that you cannot “run” through a campground? It is “ran” through a campground because it is “Past Tents”!
- What do you call 4 Hispanic people in quicksand? In English: “Four Five” In Spanish: “Cuatro Cinco”
- Did you know that scientists have found out why Chameleons are having trouble changing colors? They are suffering from “Reptile Dysfunction”!
- Do you know the nickname for a “German Virgin”? “Good and tight”!
- Did you hear about the 2 Peanuts that were walking down the street last evening? One was “a salted”!
- What is an Amish Girl’s Dream? “Two men a night!”