Sharing jokes one should “hear” not read!

  1. Did you know that you cannot “run” through a campground?  It is “ran” through a campground because it is “Past Tents”!
  2. What do you call 4 Hispanic people in quicksand?  In English:  “Four Five”               In Spanish:  “Cuatro Cinco”
  3. Did you know that scientists have found out why Chameleons are having trouble changing colors?  They are suffering from “Reptile Dysfunction”!
  4. Do you know the nickname for a “German Virgin”?  “Good and tight”!
  5. Did you hear about the 2 Peanuts that were walking down the street last evening?  One was “a salted”!
  6. What is an Amish Girl’s Dream?  “Two men a night!”

Author: shutupjohn8

I am John P. Burkhart and reside in Indiana, Pennsylvania. For over 25 years, I worked in Visual Merchandising and Store Design for different companies across America. The cities include: San Diego, Phoenix, Dallas, Atlanta, Tampa, Honolulu, Boston, and Richmond. In 2000, I went home to help my parents. For the back story, go to Youtube, type: John Burkhart on the search line and see a video that Sean Yoder and James Nestor at the Indiana Gazette did August 15, 2015. Hope you get a laugh or two when see the video and/or read my blog. Enjoy!

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